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28-05-2020

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Mesmerizing birds
Bite the neighbor’s bratty kid suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside chase red laser dot i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us and and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not but terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet for i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow so always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose . Stare at ceiling. Scream for no reason at 4 am ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside run at 3am and leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers, push your water glass on the floor. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Sniff sniff. This is the day . Attack feet. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? human give me attention meow make meme, make cute face where is my slave? I’m getting hungry give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it. Pounce on unsuspecting person. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day use lap as chair. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans with tail in the air or take a big

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